January 2009
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Women of Ireland, know your limits!
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and...
– Geek joke there folks. Don’t kill me!
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Calling all Keyboard Warriors
Even though I’m a trained killer*, I sometimes worry about how the rest of my generation would fair on the battlefield. I have it on good (non-Palestinian) authority that the reason Hamas took a good bashing is because many of them were trying out the latest bullet dodging technique, known as “bunny hopping”. Between this and homemade missiles that looked straight out of the...
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Recessions gonna get ya
“SEX. Now that I have your attention…” was the way that some advertisements used to start. Nothing gets your attention like the word SEX in big, throbbing letters, before having your senses polluted with whatever shite is being plugged (I call this consumer constipation). Well I loved that, you know, ‘cause sex sells (ask your local prostitute for more on this concept).
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