February 2009
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Talbot Street, and Anne Frank!
As I was walking up Talbot Street in my half asleep state this morning, I spotted a pig staring out the window (for scumbags with an unexplainable hatred of An Garda Siochana, insert pig-related joke here. Happy? Now fuck off!). Quite aware of my hallucinations and how they mock me, I almost left it at that. What made this pig unique, however, is that he was directly above his greatest of enemies,...
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Pol Pot - an equal opportunities employer?
Having read this story recently, I was struck by the term “Chief Torturer”. How exactly does one become a chief torturer? Do you start off as an apprentice, like the tea boy in an office? “I used to just boil the water used for scalding, but then I moved onto sharpening knives. Before you could say severance pay I was washing blood off the walls. They were the good ‘ol...
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Video Friday Bitches!
Well, quite! Obscene title aside, below are some great videos, which are close of my heart for a whole host of reasons, summarised as follows:
I like hip-hop
I like funny hip-hop
I like Chris Rock
I like to dance
And with that in mind, enjoy!
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Pain in my face!
Hearing bad news from the man is always, well, bad! What takes the biscuit, however, is when this bad news is appended by “we would like to apologise for any inconvenience this may cause”. Have you ever listened to what came before this fucking ridiculous phrase and not been inconvenienced by it? Me neither.
Announcement “your head will explode in 30 seconds. We would like to...