30th
Transport woes
Seats that tilt forward when you sit down! Smelly bastards encroaching on your personal space! Toilets that are the sole preserve of the travelling smoker! Yes folks, these statements, and more, can only start to describe the daily treat that is my work commute. After years of toil, I made a breakthrough discovery recently, when awoken on my journey by an overzealous snorer. Rubbing my eyes and readjusting the clothes peg on my nose (did I mention the smellbags?), I spotted something that helped explain away the pain and suffering that my fellow commuters and I have suffered all these years. Unbeknownst to us all, we have, in fact, been trial testing Steve Jobs latest and (far from) greatest creation. See below for unquestionable proof of…the iTrain!
Despite my searching, I couldn’t find the “Designed by Apple in California” etching anywhere, and with good reason, as it’s damn ugly, but I’m sure the prototype is only in its infancy. Things will improve…right…right?
