13th
And the word for today is: Sans pants!
Ahh people watching, is there anything better? Back up there motherfuckers, I didn’t actually expect all 2 of you to answer, for the question I posed was a rhetorical one, whatever that means. Most of my people watching is with them on foot, but I have discovered that you can also people watch people in their cars. In this situation, there is less of them available to watch, so you really need to be on top of your game to gleam any people watching goodness from it.
On the subject of cars (wild tangeant here), I find that driving presents a similar benefit that newscasters enjoy from time to time, namely that the wearing of pants is optional, having zero impact on the performance of the task at hand. In fact, being “sans pants” may actually help if you find that the task is IN hand. Hooray for smut! Anywho, oh yeah, people in cars! There are 3 types of drivers in this world:
- People who put on their seatbelt before commencing their journey (gold star for them).
- The foolish bastards who don’t wear a seatbelt. Just because the brain that will exit their head at speed when they crash into a wall will be smaller than everyone else, that’s still no reason not to protect it.
- The 3rd type truly are a funny bunch. They are the ones that get into their car, start to drive and THEN put their belt on in a flurry of waving arms and erratic steering.
And the award for the oddest out of the 3 goes to….
(now would be a good time to make a drum roll noise)
…those drivers that drive around “sans pants”. What do you mean they weren’t one of the 3 options. They are right up ther… ah bollix!
