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Pol Pot - an equal opportunities employer?

Having read this story recently, I was struck by the term “Chief Torturer”. How exactly does one become a chief torturer? Do you start off as an apprentice, like the tea boy in an office? “I used to just boil the water used for scalding, but then I moved onto sharpening knives. Before you could say severance pay I was washing blood off the walls. They were the good ‘ol days.” Is there performance appraisal? “Mr. X, your car battery to testicle ratio is through the roof, but we need more water torture! Get on it, otherwise your Christmas party won’t be subsidised.”

What I found interesting about the story was the fact the he is now a born again Christian. Oh, that’s ok so! It’s an improvement from being the anti-Christ I suppose.

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