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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Giving a voice to the bald since 2008

Paul Hyland</description><title>Bald Man Rants</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @unimportant)</generator><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/</link><item><title>The redsers are taking over the world! In poster terms...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyz4z7lopj1qzp313o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The redsers are taking over the world! In poster terms anyway…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/17152563552</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/17152563552</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:47:30 +0000</pubDate><category>images</category></item><item><title>Tesco - Every Little Helps…or not.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxhotlOtLa1qzp313o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tesco - Every Little Helps…or not.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/15514602810</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/15514602810</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 17:05:45 +0000</pubDate><category>images</category></item><item><title>Taste the rainbow!</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qvgYAwDORo4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Taste the rainbow!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/12938423980</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/12938423980</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 21:49:48 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I have it on good authority that they also treat...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr7odugI9x1qzp313o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have it on good authority that they also treat headaches…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/9958872500</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/9958872500</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 16:58:42 +0100</pubDate><category>images</category></item><item><title>Congratulations to our newest country - Beauty!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqdcslw9qA1qzp313o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Congratulations to our newest country - Beauty!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/9285427636</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/9285427636</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 08:00:21 +0100</pubDate><category>photos</category></item><item><title>Let's joust!</title><description>While the rest of the world is still in awe of our ability to hit a small ball with a piece of metal...</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/8343475111</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/8343475111</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 17:29:25 +0100</pubDate><category>thoughts</category></item><item><title>You can thank me later!</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IfeyUGZt8nk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You can thank me later!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/7531300617</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/7531300617</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 13:46:40 +0100</pubDate><category>video</category></item><item><title>"I have a package in my pants of bailout proportion"</title><description>“I have a package in my pants of bailout proportion” - IMF pick-up line</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/5611091360</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/5611091360</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 19:01:55 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>This guy does a really good impression of Dave Chappelle doing a...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/y54yESyq6Io?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This guy does a really good impression of Dave Chappelle doing a really good impression of a weirdo.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/5191772640</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/5191772640</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 17:25:42 +0100</pubDate><category>video</category></item><item><title>WARNING: Wearing brightly coloured socks can lead to undesirable...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lko22vLTTA1qzp313o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;WARNING: Wearing brightly coloured socks can lead to undesirable leg contortion!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/5186621264</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/5186621264</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 11:20:38 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>"I am currently living my dream - last night I dreamt I was ironing!"</title><description>“I am currently living my dream - last night I dreamt I was ironing!” -...</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/5137800259</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/5137800259</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 20:09:44 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Presenting the supermodel of Christmas trees. It eats tinsel,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le9c2eqq691qzp313o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Presenting the supermodel of Christmas trees. It eats tinsel, but then throws it back up in the toilets afterwards when no ones looking…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/2530978335</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/2530978335</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 20:10:48 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>While the regular Joes continue to flush their toilets with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le93k77P5z1qzp313o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;While the regular Joes continue to flush their toilets with plain ‘ol water, today I’m flushing mine with 6 litres of Finches sparkling orange (light). I’m so money…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/2528845745</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/2528845745</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 17:07:08 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Surely the “out of order” sign is just...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldjmjfEyv91qzp313o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Surely the “out of order” sign is just being unnecessarily cruel…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/2341044031</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/2341044031</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 22:59:00 +0000</pubDate><category>thoughts</category></item><item><title>Balbriggan train station - where sensible parking went out with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcnwp6k35K1qzp313o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Balbriggan train station - where sensible parking went out with the indians!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/1729306260</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/1729306260</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2010 19:55:44 +0000</pubDate><category>images</category></item><item><title>I’ll say! I tried getting a packet of crisps out of it and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc2rsrT6HB1qzp313o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ll say! I tried getting a packet of crisps out of it and it called me a fat bastard…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/1608535636</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/1608535636</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 09:59:40 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>A fucking musical about a biscuit, that’ll be...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc17f8Dcmj1qzp313o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A fucking musical about a biscuit, that’ll be boring…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/1600223291</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/1600223291</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 13:41:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>"Waiting for my annual car service to be completed is slowly killing me. By the time it’s over,..."</title><description>“Waiting for my annual car service to be completed is slowly killing me. By the time...</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/1496881858</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/1496881858</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 15:28:13 +0000</pubDate><category>thoughts</category></item><item><title>éirígí go splat</title><description>Ireland has endured many violent periods in her life. On first spotting Mary Harney (or the...</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/1464482360</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/1464482360</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 21:27:00 +0000</pubDate><category>thoughts</category></item><item><title>Transport woes</title><description>Seats that tilt forward when you sit down! Smelly bastards encroaching on your personal space!...</description><link>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/1440728853</link><guid>http://www.baldmanrants.com/post/1440728853</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 21:05:00 +0100</pubDate><category>thoughts</category></item></channel></rss>

